Limericks

Jam

I stuck my finger in the jam

Say! I should spread it on my ham

It tasted so good,

Well of course it would,

Next, I’ll have to try it on lamb

Moola

Moola is the thing I want to have most,

With moola lots of parties I could host

Bwa ha ha ha ha! 

Give me lots of moola!

With moola I’d buy a yacht on the coast!

Y 

Why oh why did I sit near the Y?

At lunch I sat there to eat my pie,

Why did I do this?

Why did this I not miss?

Why oh why, why oh why, oh my.

Zara

Zara is my very good friend

Really soon the world she will end

She’s a hufflepuff

But she’s really tough

Time with friends she tends to spend.

A series of unfortunate events

 The baudelaires: Violet,klause and sunny,

Their life is really really quite crummy,

Near a lumber mill,

Olaf is evil,

They just need a daddy and a mummy.